Thursday, September 29, 2016

logic saturday (skit)

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logic saturday (skit) Lyrics, singer by LOGIC

[knocking]

[pops:]
turn that record off! turn it down! you're music's too loud! turn it down!

[logic: rapping]
reppin' g burg
take time
rape rhyme
when i [?]

[pops barges in]

[pops:]
what the hell going on in here with all this noise?

[logic:]
da dad what are are you doing, man? why you just run in my room like that, man?

[pops:]
turn the record down! this ain't no i love johnny mathis or nat king cole!

[logic:]
dad...

[pops:]
who the hell are these people rappin'? 2 chainz, and change, and two, three chains.

[logic:]
aw, man... c'mon...

[pops:]
what the hell is going with [?] today?

[logic:]
(chuckles) dad, it's called hip hop, man. it's my dream.

[pops:]
well, you better wake up!

[logic:]
see, i kn i knew you wouldn't understand. you never understand.

[pops:]
why ain't you in school?

[logic:]
dad, it's saturday.

[pops:]
oh yeah, okay. it is saturday.

[logic:]
yeah. yeah, it's saturday.

[pops:]
alright then... get a job!

[logic:]
get a job?

[pops:]
damn... eat up everything in the damn refrigerator.

[logic:]
n n no. dad, this is gonna be my job, man!

[pops:]
oh, boy! you just as stubborn just like your momma! ooh! that fine momma of yours!

[logic:]
dad, stop.

[pops:]
that's the prettiest white woman i've ever seen, and i ain't seen one pretty since like that!

[logic:]
dad... dad, no... dad... dad, stop!

[pops:]
bitch, i was a nubian explorer. let me tell you, your momma ooh! that was the finest white woman i've seen in my life!

[logic:]
oh my god... dad! dad... why you always...?

[pops:]
her hair blowin' in the wind! whew! every time i think about it i say, whew!

[logic:]
dad dad, just stop! alright? i don don't i d d i don't wanna hear that! c'mon, man!

[pops:]
i know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... i get so excited about her!

[logic:]
oh my god...

[pops:]
those pretty blue eyes! her hair flowin'!

[logic:]
you do this every day.

[pops:]
she can cook. she can cook! oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! whew!

[logic:]
you do thi really? okay... there's no stoppin' you.

[pops:]
where does she learn that? those fine big ol' juicy titties!

[logic:]
what?! ew da eww! dad!

[pops:]
booty! booty! [?] booty!

[logic:]
no! ew! oh, god!

[pops:]
mm mm mm! them titties all in my [?]!

[logic:]
dad! no! c'mon! oh my...

[pops:]
big bang! big bang! big bang!

[logic:]
dad... dad! stop man! fo' real! if you don't stop i'm a call child services, alright?

[pops:]
you gon you gonna call child services

[logic:]
yeah, yeah, hum, child services... yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail.

[pops:]
go ahead!

[logic:]
tsst. oh man...

[pops:]
i need the silence.

[logic:]
oh, you think it's funny now. look, dad, i jus i just wanna make music, man. i don't understand what the big problem is, why can't i

[pops:]
i'm a let you. i'm a let you do your things. do your things! i used to sing like the tentation

[logic:]
the tentation, yeah.

[pops: singing]
i got sunshiiiiine

[logic:]
oh my god... dad...

[pops:]
from when you hear me sing, boy!

[logic:]
oh, okay, look that was back in your day, dad, and today is my day, and ju i just wanna make this music, man. c'mon! lemme, lemme

[pops:]
alright. look, son...

[logic:]
yeah, yeah?

[pops:]
if you're gonna do this...

[logic:]
uh huh...

[pops:]
not run the streets, causing trouble...

[logic:]
alright...

[pops:]
and make the music

[logic:]
alright...

[pops:]
i'll support you.

[logic:]
aight, damn...

[pops:]
right?

[logic:]
yeah yeah.

[pops:]
where's your momma's phone number?

[logic:]
what? he hey...

[pops:]
[?] for me and that pretty white woman.

[logic:]
dad, stop!

[pops:]
whew... whew!


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